How Stereotypical You Are... |
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The Generic Teenager Stereotype |
Do you drink [alcohol]? | yes |
Do you party a lot? How often? | yes, as much as I can |
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes? | yes |
How often do you use the word like in an average hour? | too many |
Do you skip classes? How often? | yes, often enough |
Do you have casual sex? Protected? | Yes, not always |
Do you steal? | No |
Do you wear inappropriate clothing? | Hell yeah! |
Do you drool over celebrities? | Some |
Do you watch a lot of TV? | No |
Do you ever watch the News? | No |
Do you even care about world issues? | Not really |
Do you read books often? | Yes |
Are you failing a lot of your classes? | No |
Do you spend most of your time with your friends? | No |
Do you smoke cigarettes? | No |
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens? | No |
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone? | Yes |
Do you cuss a lot? | Fuck yeah |
Are you desperate to fit in? | No |
Are you intelligent? | Yes? |
The Goth Stereotype |
Black lipstick? | Yes |
Black eyeliner? | Yes |
Black eyeshadow? | Yes |
Black trenchcoat? | Yes |
Black boots? | Yes |
Black fishnets? | Yes |
Black nail polish? | Yes |
Cigarettes? | No |
Heavy metal music? | No |
Marilyn Manson? | Yes |
Kittie? | No |
Cradle of Filth? | who? |
Constant frown and perpetual angst? | Yes |
Do you like to be seen as | being worthy of your 'attention' |
Are you an intellectual? | Sometimes |
An atheist? | Yes |
Horrible home life? | Yes |
Hopelessly depressed? | Yes |
Suffering with suicidal idealations? | Yes |
Self-mutilation? | Yes |
The Punk Stereotype |
Plaid? | No |
Big black boots? | Yes |
Mohawk? | No |
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial] | No |
Loud, confident and opinionated? | No |
Wild hair colors? | Yes |
NOFX? | huh? |
Rancid? | no |
Well versed on political scandals and outrages? | No |
A | Oi! |
The Jock Sterotype |
What's your IQ? | Don't know |
Do you watch a lot of sports? | No |
Play a lot of sports? | No |
Talk a lot about sports? | No |
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports? | No |
Are you arrogant? | No |
Are you a male or female whore? | female whore (retired) |
Are you homophobic? | NO! |
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident? | No |
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity? | Yes |
Boobs = yes? | Yes |
Parties = yes? | No |
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes? | No |
The Girl Stereotype |
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence? | Yes |
Have you ever been on a diet? | Yes |
How much did you lose? | 15 lbs |
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder? | No |
Make yourself throw up? | Yes |
Make-up? | Yes |
Low-cut tops? | YES |
How big are your boobies? [Cup size] | D |
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it? | Yes |
Giggle a lot? | Yes |
What's the deal with boys? | whatever |
Thongs? | NO! |
Pretty bras? | No |
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al? | No |
Who's the weaker sex? | Me |
Are you a feminist? | FUCK NO! |
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot? | Only when he's dead |
How often do you shave your legs? | Once a week |
How about your armpits? | Once a week |
Are you emotional? | Yes |
Especially when on your period? | Shut up |
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] |
Originality or Acceptance? | Acceptance |
Independence or Companionship? | Independance |
Stability or Freedom? | Freedom |
Personal or Interpersonal? | Personal |
Introvert or Extrovert? | Introvert |
Popularity or Isolation? | Popularity |
Unique or Loved? | Loved |
Understood or Individual? | Understood |
You or Them? | You |
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